"You know, when I was a kid I'd have given anything to be just like everyone else."
"You wanted to be petty and dishonest?"
"Everyone's not like that!"
"Yes, they are..."
"You're not like that."
"How do you know what I'm like?"
"All I know is you're the most...amazing person with weak ankles I've ever met!"
Megara: What are you doing! Without your strength, you'll be killed!
Hercules: There are worse things.
Herc: Kids? Trapped?! That's great!!
Meg: You're really choked up about this, aren't ya?
Herc: When I'm with you, I don't feel so...alone.
Meg: Sometimes it's better to be alone.
Herc: What do you mean?
Meg: Nobody can hurt you.
"But...you...aren't you a damsel in distress?"
"I'm a damsel, I'm in distress, I can handle this! Have a nice day."
Phil: [About Meg's death] I'm sorry, kid. There's just some things that you can't change.
Herc: Yes, I can!!